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Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016


Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 25, 2020


Feral Ferret

The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.

Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.

Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!

by SultrySloth April 23, 2019


Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013


Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.

Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!

by Imbringingsexyback May 7, 2014


Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023


Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016