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An act of slowly pushing a dental toothbrush into the penis hole of a Filipino man. Usually, the man is 28-43 years of age. After the toothbrush is fully inserted, the person who's pushing it it in must take it out but with the brushing side facing the opposite way of its entry. There must be a slight twist of the hand while doing this. Nine times out of ten the Filipino man will request for an electric toothbrush to fully satisfy his sexual needs. If you choose to use the electric one, only turn it on once it is 3/4 of the way in the penis. Any later or sooner and the Filipino man will violently assault you with freshly caught salmon. But do not fret, all you need to do is start to brush your own teeth with the electric toothbrush and then he will follow your every command.
Joe: "Hey can I do a Filipino Toothbrush really quick?"
Lorenzo: "No man, I got to get ready for school and need to brush my teeth!"
Joe: "No worries! I'm quick, we can skip to the electric to start!"
Lorenzo: "Alright, bet!"
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Someone who has wildly fast fingers, they come in handy when playing Madden or Guitar Hero. Deriving from Filipinos' ability to use the juke stick and keep running without skipping a beat.
Nate: Dude I just beat "Raining Blood on expert"
Ryan: Damn you and your Filipino fingers!
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Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.
Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)
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A gene carried by certain individuals which causes massive intoxication from minute amounts of alcohol. This recessive gene is predominantly seen in the Filipino community, hence the name.
"Hey what's wrong with Luiz? He just got here and he's already smashed."
"Don't worry about him; that's just the Filipino gene at work."
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Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.
B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!
1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.
Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"
2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"
3. They are also very controlling.
Filipino parents are like Asian parents.
A slang term for a Filipino man's penis.
"I'd like to give you my Filipino Spaghetti."
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