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A burnt and unwanted piece of cereal.
Tyrone: I just bought my new cereal. I hope there aren't any nigger flakes in here.
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dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.
not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.
tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!
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dandruff found in and around the genitals.
It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?
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when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.
similar to wake and bake
'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'
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1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.
2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.
1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.
-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!
2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.
-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!
-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.
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The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.
When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin
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Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.
When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.