Rural Dictionary

flange wanger

a flange wanger is a man or lady boys tackle.

betty loved to munch on a massive flange wanger

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

When a man and/or a woman has a color of beard that differs from the color of the hair on top of their head, and when their pubes are a different color than their beard and hair. They are not a doupo, for a doupo's pubes could be the same color as their beard or hair. Whereas a doupo usually brings good luck, a slit flange tends to bring bad luck. They are very rare and even if you see one, it's near impossible to know if they are a true slit flange, because they are probably wearing pants. If possible they are best to avoid.

"That man over there looks like he could be a slit flange. I can't tell though, because I can't see his pubes."
"I wouldn't even look at him, just in case he is."

by Solarman May 29, 2014

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

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Flange Bagging

The act of ramming multiple apples into an obese womans crotch and proceeding in playing bobbing for apples, by method of slamming your face into her pussy and fishing them out with only your tonsils.

You up for some flange bagging tonight, Margaret?

by ArKiVe is EPIC August 15, 2008

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