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flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014


Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.

by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018


flesh of the living

A substance that zombies and other undead like to eat.

Beware the living dead, for they rise from the grave and walk the earth once more to eat the flesh of the living!

by Baddius January 10, 2008

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flesh maze

A vagina
β€œThe most magical place in all the world.”

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was a flesh maze.

by dictionarybwalls September 1, 2023


Flesh Log

Big meaty cock. Another name for large penis.

Damn that D Whore was up on my Flesh Log.

by Milli February 12, 2006

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flesh pile

1. When two or more massive biological entities fornicate all over each other.
2. When one of said biological entities fornicates all over an organism that is lesser in size.
3. When some of said biological entities perish while fornicating, and the rest of the entities continue fornicating on, into, inside, through, and around said perished entities.

"Flesh pile" doesn't really need further explanation. Just use your imagination, and you WILL have nightmares for the next few months, guaranteed.

by aka_Pyro May 19, 2007

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flesh feeder

Pastors definition of cheer teams that show their asses

Damn they’re flesh feeders, they showed their asses!

by BigDick69GangGang December 14, 2018

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