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When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.
Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.
To drive extremely fast, to arrive at a destination quicker than quoted
I Will float this bitch from Biloxi to Memphis
When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!
Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!
The practice of regularly posting vague, obscure rhetorical lyrics to Facebook as status updates. Typically, such posts have neither quotation marks nor context to explain their relevance. As a result, readers may find them confusing, even failing to recognize them as lyrics at all.
Jane Doe Emo:
if you don't don't know, why would you say so? would you mean this please if it happens?
Commenter #1:
um...huh? wtf are you talking about?
Commenter #2:
Oh, I think that's a line from some Jimmy Eat World song...just Jane lyric floating as usual. You can just ignore it; everyone else will.
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Diarrhea with ejaculate. It typically happens whilst eating ass from an ass you just ejaculated into.
She had a spurt of floating stroganoff all over my face and up my nose...
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Bunnys.
that just happen to be lefitating from the ground.
in their spare time they enjoy swinging into eachother saying EEECCCKKKK!!!!!!!!and they call everyone either agg,young trunpety,young lad.or anything else that may roll off the tip of their tongue,they live in meheh land,and eat ricotta,and they keep their pet muffins on strings and drag them around for fun.they also enjoy soaking in a nice hot jacuzzi with sponges and peices of muffin.
jenna-lets go on a roadtrip to meheh land!
meghan-yeah!they have floating bunnys-eecckk!
jenna-mmmaaahh!
meghan-ecckk!
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An Apostrophe
It's time for a Floating Comma, also known as a Mark That Goes Up.
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