caca flood

a pro-environmentalist who only flushes the toilet after the third time going for a caca, thus floods the toilet.

In an effort to save the world’s water supply, jeff caca flooded his bathroom again

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Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

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Flood Insurance

When you flush the toilet multiple times to prevent it from overflowing.

a: Dude, why did you flush like 5 times in my bathroom?

b: Flood Insurance dude.

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Floodin' It (To Flood)

1.) The state of being content. Chilled. Relaxed. Nothing or no one bothers you at the moment. You are at ease.

2.) To Relax yourself; to be at a state of normality.

Mallory: Just finished my mid-terms, I'm bout to be floodin' it.
Carl: Word yo.

Jake: I'm bout to flood yo, I don't have time for this.
Layla: Boy swerve!

Emani: I was about to flood, but then I remembered I had a test tomorrow.

Person: Look at him, he Floodin' It (To Flood), knocked out in the library.

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ohio flood

Similar to Cleveland Steamer only with less consistency to the stool.

I had tacos for dinner last night so I gave your mom the Ohio Flood.

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Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

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Face flooding

Where a group of guys hold down another guy while another pisses in his face.

John got a face flooding last night.

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