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STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.

"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."

by FideIias February 10, 2021


Staff

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles

Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.

by Sigfiglover June 2, 2023


Staffs

the nicest girl you will know to date. boys love

boy- "whos that over there"
other boy- "oh thats staffs she is really nice"

by ajdfvbakjdfbvkj May 30, 2022


Staff

Definition 1:
A beautiful and amazing dog. It's an amazing family dog too. It's also known as Staffy or Staff Ordshire Bullterrier. They are very strong, the males are often stronger but some females are so strong they look like males (like my dog).

Definition 2:
An employee (someone who works at a store or restaurant.

person 1: Yooo, is that a staff??
Person 2: It does look like it, it's a strong one too.

Boss/manager: Gather the staff, we're having a meeting.
Staff: Aight, boss.

by yellowwater40 June 9, 2023


rape staff

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough

Hey man, nice sword, you could use that as a rape staff.

by Stanist9696,6969 November 27, 2017


staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018


gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.

Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?

by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013