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when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.
What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘
I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner
When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue
John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"
the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.
Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!
An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.
Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.
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