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Doing a girl doing style and randomly sticking it in any hole, because "you never know what you're gonna get"
John did the Forrest Gump to the girl from up North and she went crazy
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when an old man gets his cock caught in his old lady's bush
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a challenge to drink 15 Dr. Peppers in less than 8 hours. After you finnished the last Dr. Pepper, you must run out to sombody and say "I must had me about 15 Dr. Peppers"
In addition, everytime you used the bathroom you must cite "Mr. President, I gotta go pee"
This challenge is homage to the movie
"I took the Forrest Gump challenge once. never again
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The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!
Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!
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Snide mockery used against anyone seen running, especially out of need, anger, fear, confusion, etc. The greater the desperation, the funnier it is.
(Sees city bus pulling away down the street)
Tim: "Oh, shit! That's my bus! "
(goes flying after the bus)
Me: "Run Forrest RUN!"
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to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face
when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump
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