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some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
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Most commonly used in the areas of New York and New Jersey to refer to your girlfriend, best friend, or main girl you associate with.
- Tonight I'm going out with shorty one forty. Today is our anniversary.
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A very old way of saying "have sex", "tap", or "fuck", rarely in use today.
After he donated blood, the nurse told the man not to plow the back forty for 72 hours.
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A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.
Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.
When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."
"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
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Of someone insincere and two-faced.
"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."
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A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!
When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."
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The consumtion of a phallic figure.
Guy 1: "Forty-two Fifty."
Guy 2: "Eat a dick."
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