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A slang term used to descriminate the likes of french friends you have unfortunately stumbled upon in your life.
Calling them by this name indicates their need for bathing and proper acts of hygiene. They often stank of ass, drive shitty 1984 Cutlas Supremes, Have LG sisters, are pinner bitches, and often have low brow names such as John. Sometimes they are so French their name is spelt Jean
"Man, John is a Pinner Bitch."
"Yeah, Fuck France"
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Country of the 'ands-zin-zuh-haire people. (See statue of liberty)
The zenith of exquis fanaticism and arrogance (believers of French fine art crap should watch an hour of French national T.V.).
Since non-white people (immigrants) find no jobs, they become part-time athletes. From this pool, France finds very competitive representatives and does well in World Cups/Olympics. This representation of France provides an illusion of "fraternité". This brings and creates more deceived immigrants (->) leading to riots.
France is actively involved in spreading the "Francophonie" to developing countries. Few smell the churning evil.
Good things about France: education is free; people are always open to debate before consented rape; many Americans love the beauty (draped hypocrisy) of France which is always a good thing; even a short guy like Napoleon can pick up hundreds of chicks there; Celine Dion's wailing sounds better in French (yes, it was English); if there's a nice chick in a French film (and there usually is), she'll be nude by the end and you'll see a black guy saying her p**@ tastes like milk or some weirder stuff which in general is so artsy that you'd finding yourself bending over a la Francaise if you could fathom its depth.
France has enough bitches to buffer even the greatest of invaders.
"Mains, jupes et jambes en l'air" is in the heart of each and every French.
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A washed up meth head stripper with a huge hairy mole on her arm.
Looks like Frances forgot to comb her mole before her pole performance.
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France, among history, has been a great country and in some ocasions, the very great country of its time... By the time of the 17th century, France was the leading country of Europe under the reign of Louis the 14th, and then, under the reign of Napoleon Bonaparte, who declared himself emperor of France, and settled France's domination over Europe ( a part from England, which was under total embargo from the continent). A big part of the political tensions between United States and France was the importance of Charles de Gaulle, general who then became president from 1958 to 1969. De Gaulle managed to make the french interests prevail on the international theater, quitting the OTAN military command or supporting arab countries at the beggining of the Near-East problems. France, today, suffers the crisis of being a "Close to the top country and not "The one". However, I'm french and i'm not frustated about my country not being the leader of the world. But a little thing remains pushing me to think that i'm french, a little better than the others. (but that's a pretty international feeling...)
As an sad example, Jean Marie le Pen, leader of the french nationalist party, uses symbols (such as speeches made on historical locations of the 1789's Revolution) to give his audience the rememberance of France's greatness and superiority (where, in his very own point of view, minorities were dealt with authority)
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Only legit name in this urban dictionary filled with just France's. Also a complicated has been with emotions deeper than Kate Chopin. Devoted to her life and lover who doesn't know her full existence. Can be a compulsive liar and anxiety maniac but soul is as pure as Aphrodite's when it comes to giving and helping others out. The perfect house and loving wife with a few moral duties up her sleeve. Sacrificing for those before herself. Making sure her loved ones are on a successful path.
guy: "Who's that chick that's obsessed with guys that are assholes?" Me: Oh that would be the lovely Frances
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A country in Western Europe, that is most popular for its language, the Baguettes, and for surrendering.
Guy 1: France is such cool country!
Guy 2: it won’t be so cool when they surrender again..
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A frances is a person who can be seen as argumentative and bitchy
She seems to enjoy arguments, she's definitely a frances
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