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The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.
"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."
an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.
You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn
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"The theory that everyone thinks and/or accepted that God looks like Morgan Freeman".
Used on the Colbert Report (reference to the movie Bruce Almighty)
I have recently fallen victim to The Morgan Freeman Theory
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The effect when any character, typically in video games, does not make any sounds, speak, grunt, etc. This is named after Gordon Freeman of the Half-Life series, who did not speak, grunt, or make any other sounds.
1. Why does Chrono have Gordon Freeman Syndrome?
2. Bro, Link doesn't have Gordon Freeman Syndrome, he has that high pitched squeal like he was punched in the nuts.
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The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.
That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!
A Morgan Freeman is a sex act in which one individual blows the other individual from behind and upon ejaculation the receiver of sed blow job, sharts in the other individuals face, this causes them to have Morgan Freeman freckles.
Got my dick sucked from behind man, she was a freak.
Ya?
Ya man, I shart in this bitches face. I gave that trick a Morgan Freeman yo.
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The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down
TB: Hey alex you want an upsidedown morgan freeman
Alex: Fuck yes
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