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harassing a freshman, especially on sports teams
football player: that frosh wouldn't shut up so they made him get everyone water. he still wouldn't shut up so they made him stick a pinecone up his ass.
mike: no way man, i didn't know their freshman hazing was that bad
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when freshmen in college gain 15 pounds because they drink every day of the week and have no self control whatsoever.
Do you wanna come drinking with me and the girls tonight?
.. It’s a Tuesday night.. I’m also not trying to gain the freshman 15.
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(n)-a class most freshman in Californian high schools take, it is also known as pregnancy prevention class depending on the teacher. Freshman Seminar is supposed to teach of the resources you can use throughout high school and the reasons for doing it. It tells of the many careers you can take and the backup plans you need but it succeeds in being an annoying class you text your friends to help get you out of. A class that allows you to spit, fight with the teacher and write your name in Greek.
T: Anyone of you can father or mother a child, happens all the time. You know how expensive babies are. The milk...
B: That's why you breast-feed.
T: The clothes...
B: That's why you shop at the Dollar Tree.
T: The experience of a baby nagging at you.
B: That's why we have Freshman Seminar.
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The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?
Hank: Just take your pants off already.
Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.
Hank: SHUT UP!
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Also known as "freshman fifteen," freshman twenty refers to the weight freshmen supposedly gain in their first semester of college. It often applies to girls and is not always a negative (i.e. a guy may think a girl looks better afterwards).
Did you see Marie? She really freshman twentied. But she carries the weight well, though; it looks like tons of fun.
Jenny is not as good at cheerleading because she put on the freshman twenty and lost some flexibility, but I would not mind testing it out. Look at her body jiggle in that swimsuit...
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A hot slut who is entering her first year as a full-time college student.
Bouncer: Yo, you going to the frat house tonight?
Me: Why?
Bouncer: Try to find me a freshman biddy!
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when a junior or a senior in high school uses his upperclassman status to try and get freshman chicks
man you know that kid Omar, he's a freshman bagger
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