Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

McDonald fries

Noun.
McDonalds Fries are potato strips that have been deep fried and have a flavor thats simply to die for.

Adjective.
Describing a food item in an equivalent way as to describe something as "awesome sauce"

(noun ex.) Person: want fries?
Me: Nah fuck that, unless they're McDonald fries.

(Adj. ex.) Me: Man, this steak is McD fries

Fried pickles

Definition.. Means call the police on a ped.

I'd like some fried pickles

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Fri ri

Asian slang for fried rice (a common Asian dish).

U li fri rie? (u like fried rice?)

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Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

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man fries

Pronunciation: mahn-frahyz

Noun- an alteration of the classic fried potato dish, used to suggest man-on-man oral sex. Akin to tossing the salad.

Also, a common Irish surname.

Seacrest looooves him sum man fries!

Richard Simmons eats healthy, but he sure does have a weakness for man fries!

I loove me sum special sauce on my man fries!

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Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

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