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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things

Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."

by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023


totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 April 9, 2018


too bi to function

when a bisexual person is too wrapped up in their sexuality tho focus on anything else.

"you know i heard niomi's too bi to function."

by dontjudgemeimbi#love December 27, 2016


Functioning Drug Addic

Kennii G

β€œI’m not a drug addict, I’m a functioning drug addict”

by Jake Balinton March 5, 2022


functioning member of society

men

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior

by schriss69 May 20, 2020

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


fashion before function

When something is more about the appearence than the functionality or working.

Literal meaning: "I don't understand girls with high heels, it's fashion before function." (high heels are extremely uncomfortable, but fashionable)
Joke-like/metaphorical meaning:

-Look at that poser, can he even ollie?
-I don't think so, fashion before function. (Posers only look good, they can't do shit)
P.s. I'm not a native-speaker, so the examples might be a bit lame, but I'm pretty sure the definition is right.

by A man into AmE slang October 21, 2017

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

85πŸ‘ 167πŸ‘Ž