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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 16, 2021

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Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.

Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”

by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021


Future Slag

An insult to a young bitchy girl.

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!

by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 29, 2011


future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003


Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled March 31, 2011

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past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.

Ex: What is the past future?

by Doodlerzs August 17, 2014

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Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 16, 2010

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