noun: sperm, cum, semen.
Originated from the term spongebob (not the Spongebob on T.V.)
Spongebob's pet snail that puts up with his stupidity.
Gary is such a pimp to put up with that slut
Guy who's accident prone, especially when it comes to his face.
Gary got bit in the face by a dog today.
The act of relentlessly stalking someone. Despite protests, rejections and legal limitations.
Another use is as a noun to describe stalker like behaviour
"That cat keep coming to our door, he's such a gary"
Adjective: A term used in the place of gay, as so not to offend people of the other persuasion.
ALSO: gaRyness - another adjective form of gaRy
gaRy-ish - for the borderline gaRy situation
gaRyA - the main gaRy ever....
{My little gaRys understand!}
you are a gaRy;
what a gaRy (for a thing);
what a gaRyA (in terms of a person);
proper gaRy
that's a bit gaRy-ish
etc etc
A man who is clearly gay but chooses to the live a lie and pretend he is straight by marrying a female who is clearly lacking in common sense and social intelligence. She will never admit to her dissatisfaction with their virtually non-existent sex life and continuously praise his fantastic interior decorating capability and revel in his commensurate passion for musicals.
You know this guy...we all know this guy, or at least his wife and we just aren't telling her dumb ass. "Oh that's her husband?! I thought for sure he was gay. What a gary!"
when a girl drags her vagina across your face and leaves a slime trail
my was drenched after giving me The gary