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I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
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the washing of the male member in the sink usually in the toilets of a pub/club before the act of sex with a one night stand or a 10 pint princess
i've just pulled best go freshen up and have a quick gentlemans wash in the bog
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The painful areas of skin at the top of your inner leg, arse cheeks and scrotum which develop after working a busy shift in a warm environment: chefs arse
Diner: Excuse me waiter are you having trouble walking?
Waiter: Piss off, I've done a 14 hour shift and my gentleman's rash is killing me!
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a male penis in which is not too big, yet not to small. It has a nice groom job as well as being std free.
Guy 1- Why does Bart get all puss?
Guy 2- He has what women call gentleman's penis
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"A true gentleman always strive to ensure his lady has reached at least one climax before he does"
The Gentleman's Rule is an axiom first created in 1672 by Thomas Savery (creator of the first commercial steam engine). Prior to his extensive research into steam power Savery theorised the existance of a female orgasm, which he then came to prove it in 1671 with a paper titled 'induction of involuntary muscle contraction in mulieribus women'. Much excitement was generated in the scientific community at the remarkable discovery however there was a large group of women claiming to have "known about it for a very long time but you just never listen".
A year later in 1672 it was realised that, despite Savery's pioneering research, the wives and betrothed of British men were no happier; it was decreed by King Charles II of England (an avid supporter and benefactor of Savery's research) that a law would passed that "whenth engaging in coitus it is paramount that the man must ensure his betrothed hath reached a suitable level of satisfaction prior to whenth the husband hath achieved his satisfaction". Charles or his wife were not seen in court for at least a fortnight after the law was passed.
The law slipped into obscurity during the 18th and 19th century but has been in resurgence since the early 1960s.
"My girlfriend loves that I follow the gentleman's rule"
"Craig never follows the gentleman's rule, what a scumbag"
"Jenny seems so much happier now Greg has learnt the Gentleman's Rule!"
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if you are playing golf and you don't hit the ball past the women's tee, you then have to walk the hole with your penis hanging out of your pants
I had a bad day, we played by the gentleman's rule, and I'm not too good at golf.
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An extremely high-class alcoholic beverage, usually ordered at highfalutin bars. The Gentleman Bomb consists of a shot of Gentleman Jack dropped into a pint glass of chilled Earl Grey tea.
Gentleman 1: "Top of the morning to you, my good sir!"
Gentleman 2: "Why indeed! Say, would you fancy a refreshment of the alcoholic variety?"
Gentleman 1: "You have read my mind, sire! Praytell, would thou partake in a Gentleman bomb?"
Gentleman 2: "Splendid! Such a drink would only be worthy of my most esteemed class!"
Gentleman 1: "Good show!"
Gentleman 2: "Good show!"
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