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Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)
A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
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This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.
Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.
And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.
If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"
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MONTHS OVERDUE BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, IT IS FINALLY FUCKING HERE!!!!!
GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 CAME OUT ON DECEMBER 20, 2023!!!!!
FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
Guy 2: what the fuck
Guy 3: he was playing Geometry Dash 2.2
Guy 2: oh
Guy 1: FIRE IN THE HOLE
The most revolutionary update of Robtopgames's Geometry Dash. As of January 15th 2024, the game is currently in 2.203
"Geometry Dash 2.2 is out!"
dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023
Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!