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The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.
Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"
"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold
-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
"roll out with your pole out".
"jump out with your stump out".
"kick out with your dick out".
GET IT OUT.
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A person who has expressed a liking for you, and who you could (If you are a Virgin) shag if you wanted to, but you feel that:
a) You could do better than that person
b) Don't particularly trust them to take your virginity
c) They're a slut/whore/slag
Dave: "Hey, Mike, How'd things go with you and Katie go last night? I saw you walking upstairs with her..."
Mike: "Haha, not much, dude. We talked for ages but I think she's gonna be my "Get out of virginity free card" for a while"
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Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences
Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
It is when a person is blocking their own progress; They cheat themselves with regards to success; They stopped using their intellect and make unwise decisions.
Tim could have been the owner of his own company, but his bad attitude towards the lender stopped him receiving the loan, get out of your own way, they stopped using their intellect and made an unwise decision
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A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.
Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.
Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..
Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..
Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool
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something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!
a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!
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