daddy goals

A term used to describe a father or a friends father that means he has qualities they look up to. It is used as a compliment.

Abigail's father is so awesome he has Daddy goals.

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Prime Goal

When the goal in a game is scored at the pth minute, where p is a prime number.

In a 90-minute soccer match, how many possible prime goals are there?

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Squad Goals

This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc

1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"

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Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

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Own Goal

The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

"Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal."

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dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”