daddy goals

A term used to describe a father or a friends father that means he has qualities they look up to. It is used as a compliment.

Abigail's father is so awesome he has Daddy goals.

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Prime Goal

When the goal in a game is scored at the pth minute, where p is a prime number.

In a 90-minute soccer match, how many possible prime goals are there?

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Squad Goals

This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc

1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"

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Williamson's in goal

Putting an older member of the group (preferably a teacher) in goal when playing football.

Let's play defensively. Williamson's in goal!

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Own Goal

The act of cumming and landing your goop inside your belly button.

"Oh damn, my goop just landed in my belly button! Das crazy, I just hit an Own Goal."

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Ratman Goal

A goal where a player passes the ball across the face of the goal when playing fifa.

"OMG what a ratman goal, i bet your mum doesn't love you"

longterm goals

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....