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1.push erect penis down
2. Put goldfish on penis
3. Let go penis
4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)
5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
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The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
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female masterbation is petting the goldfish
My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.
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I am goldfish ass crack
I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish
goldfish is probably everyones favourite food and this needs to be appreciate because its amazing on October 19th its international goldfish day buy a shit load of youre fav goldfish
October 19th International Goldfish Day
The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.
When you shit diarrhea into your partners mouth and then cum in it at the same time.
I flavor blasted goldfish last night into ariana's mouth
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