A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.
That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.
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a golden breathmint for your balls
i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts
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The act of clapping your hands together in an upward motion with large quantities of Gold Bond on them before you apply it to the area that needs relief. Screaming is optional.
Brian- "You ready for that four mile nature walk?"
Jason- "Not until I Gold Bron up!"
Dean- "That's a good idea."
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Some girl who dates a guy only for his or his family's wealth.
That girl Brittany is such a gold digger! She only likes nathen for his money lol!
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The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.
Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!
Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!
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The color of the fucking dress that practically everyone and their mom has seen.
Me: Mom, what color is that dress that is trending?
Mom: Well honey it's gold and white.
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A jew. Also known as a kike, a heeb, or a yid. Called gold niggers in reference to both their racial inferiority and their demonic obsession with money. Easily recognized by their large hooked noses, hideous voices, and foul odor.
"I aint sayin' he's a gold nigger,
but his nose couldn't be bigger,"
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