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When you are in someone elses bathroom and defecate enough that the toilet will not successfully flush you attempt to flush the toilet and while the water level is decreasing exposing your feces you quickly snatch it.
Pat: Hey man, were is Freddy?
Jeff: I think hes in the bathroom.
Pat: Yeah, he's been gone a long time.
Jeff: Maybe he's trying a flush and grab.
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To aggressively pinch someone's butt cheek until it turns red
Jack thought it would be cool if he crab grabbed Jenny while she was wearing a tight skirt
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The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.
Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."
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A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
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Grabbing ass: means to hold someone ass with tenderness and affection.
Ads grabbing shows intention to make love or kiss or as a show of love.
Have you seen that fit ads. I would like to grabbing ass now.
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The best thing to do when you are dumped by your girlfriend. go out and pull an old bird. the game consists of a pack of young males who attempt to shag the brains out of an attractive OLDER woman. Fuelled by booze these young males are letting themselves in for months of ribbing. Another problem is; when on boxing day, this one night stand turns up and is your mum's best friend, or dad's ex.
Alternatively, grab-a-granny could mean mugging a female pensioner.
Mark: "Oh no, i'm crushed. My janine has dumped me. Oh, woe is me."
Keith: "No worries bud. We're out tonight and we'll partake in grab-a-granny"
OR
Baz: "I need some cash for some crack and a whore."
Bez: "Ok, let's grab-a-granny, and claim it was noel edmonds."
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Grab a chair means that someone did something stupid or ridiculous so they need to grab a chair and sit their sorry ass down.
Ryan: Hey Nick, I've decided I'm turning gay.
Nick: Grab a chair.
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