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Grammar Punked

The common practice of 40 year old mothers across the US. The art of correcting a young person's grammar, mid-sentence, in front of large amounts of people, most likely the young person's close friends.

Peter (To Ross): I play football so good that I--

Peter's Mom: WELL! sweetie you play football so WELL...

Ross: OOOOOH! Grammar Punked, BITCH!

by Harik5997 February 5, 2010


grammar faerie

This is a mystical fairy that flies around correcting grammar and spelling mistakes.

The grammar faerie crept into my room last night and fixed my homework for me.

by Crio3mo June 23, 2005

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Grammar Nazi

An upstanding member of the Third Reich who believes people should be threatened with internment in a concentration camp if there communication skills aren't perfect... Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't take me away!!! Heil Webst...

GN1) That Arschloch over they're should be sent to Auschwitz!

GN2) Did you just...

GN1) How dare you question a fellow grammar nazi!

GN2) Too late, mein Herr. Heil Webster! Grammatik macht frei!

by Urban Merriam March 27, 2010

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Grammar Hammer

A Grammar Hammer is someone who annoyingly interrupts what your saying to correct your grammar. He hammers you with his correct English per-say.

Teenager: Man this test is so much more hard then the last one!

English teacher comes up to teenager 1 and his friend.

English Teacher: No! What you should say is "This test is so much HARDER THAN the last one."
Teenager: God this guy is such a Grammar Hammer!

by Dr. M0 September 7, 2009

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Grammar Freak

Individual who is overly concerned with spoken and/or written grammar in mainly, but not limited to, English, often to the point of obsession.Most often,they also happen to be anal high school English teachers.

Kevin: The Parliament are in session as the team work good together.

Ms. Lyssy: Umm no, that's not right. It should be Parliament IS in session, and team WORKS WELL together...

Class: Jeez what a grammar freak, and also, a bitch.

by Kevotheasian October 19, 2008

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Grammar Nazi

1. Somebody who corrects another person's grammar and spelling in an ad hominem attack.
2. A label incorrectly applied to a person who corrects another person's grammar and spelling, regardless of other content in their post and the egregiousness of the errors being corrected. Ironically, this misuse of the label is itself an ad hominem attack.

1. Poster 1- I like Obama's proposle for healthcare reform: It would give poor Americans access to much needed healthcare while retaining the option of private insurance for those who can afford it.
Poster 2- You misspelled "proposal", so your ideas are invalid.
Poster 1- I made a perfect logical point, and a typo does not refute that, you're just being a grammar nazi.
Poster 2- That's a run-on sentence.

2. Poster 1- I h8 oB4m4 b-cuz he wuznt brn 1n da AMEEEERRRIIIICCCCAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Poster 2- Okay... I took the time to decode what you were actually trying to say with your horrific spelling, and it really annoys me when you "birthers" stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and ignore the fact that Obama has released his birth certificate and he was born in the United States.
Poster 1- ur sch a GRMR NZI!!!!!!1!!!11!

by endercoaster August 4, 2009

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grammar nazi

(noun) one who is intent on correcting everyone's incorrect grammar

oh em gee, that guy is such a grammar nazi!

by lalalallalalaallalalalalalalla January 4, 2011

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