Greg

An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.

Gregs are often poligamists

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GREG

Grouping of a womans frontal clothing to make it looks like she has a penis

Damn she is so cute..But what the hell is in the front of her dress...Looks like a greg.

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Greg

1) An autistic pensioner
2) A walrus

"Hey, look at that old man who can't talk to anyone"

"Yeah, such a Greg"

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Greg

Annoying

Greg is very annoying

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greg

verb. the act of vomiting in an inconvenient situation

present form: gregging

future from: to greg

past form: gregged

Rob was so excited for the baseball game until he gregged on the subway on the way there.

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Greg

A boy who sucks donkey testicles, with his panties in a bunch.

God damn Zak, get your panties out of a bunch before people think your Greg.

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Greg

(Noun)
A small penis

(Verb)
To have your penis shrunk by lack of use

Billy has a Greg

Billy uses his dick so little, it has gone Greg.

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