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Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 30, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loot Gremlin

A little scrubber that tries to take literally everything off a guy you kill in a survival game, and are only seen for seconds due to their extreme reflexes to stealing shit. Cares little for no one except itself. Typically used in games like Escape From Tarkov and DayZ.

Dude 1: l โ€œI killed a fully geared dude yesterday, I took my eye of his body for one second and some fucking loot gremlin took all his shitโ€

Dude 2: โ€œYeah, I fucking hate those guysโ€

by SirDanks August 20, 2018

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shit gremlin

A small, troll-like creature that lives in a state of clutter or garbage - otherwise known as a shit gremlin.

"Just because you're a little shit gremlin and like to live in the dark all the time, doesn't mean everyone else feels the same way."

by kingofchips April 17, 2017


art gremlin

A gremlin, but of the artist variety. They are generally mischievous, prefer the dark, and are highly food motivated. They spend long hours working on art, to the point of neglecting personal relationships, health, and hygiene. On the rare occasion that they appear in public, they may appear totally normal, or even cute.

guy 1: Have you seen Karen lately? I haven't seen her in weeks!
guy 2: No, her thesis is coming up and she's turned into an art gremlin.

by alarnia0 June 9, 2017


A Case of the Gremlins

When you wake up higher than you were before you passed out. Often happens from eating edibles after midnight.

I gave myself a case of the Gremlins by eating a pot brownie when I got home from the bar.

by Robelodeon September 20, 2016


carpet gremlins

Another name for pubic lice.

Back in my days in the Navy, we would pass carpet gremlins a bowl of gravy at thanksgiving dinner.

by Mrtrgovich June 15, 2014

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Soda Gremlin

A type of girl usually only encountered online and not in the real world they can be found in many game lobbies or even more readily found actively involved in games with extensive customization such as Gaia online, IMVU, and Second Life or in rare circumstances in their habitat made of soda cans and SIMS memorabilia. Somehow they have shirked the need for pure water entirely exchanging it for their beverage of choice causing them to audibly burp at passers by. Sometimes viewed by other as attractive though this seems to confuse even a Soda Gremlin if told this.

1."Man im way too much of a Soda Gremlin i went through two twelve packs of coke in a day somehow."
2."Hey man what's u.. *massive burp* Jesus ya Soda Gremlin"
3."You can't see your monitor because of the cans you Soda Gremlin"

by CrimCramms August 23, 2023