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The shit of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab nazis
Elk Grove blows like the football team that bears it's name
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A small town in Western Pennsylvania, which is home to Grove City Cult - also known as Grove City College. The purpose of a college or university is to educate and help people develop character. Therefore, it is necessary to provide diversity and different perspectives in your learning. At Grove City College, surrounded by ignorant, self-centered, naive, and narrow-minded staff, students, and faculty, you’ll be lucky to experience something outside of the white-conservative-Presbyterian culture. The saddest thing is that they do not want to change and are happy with the way they run things. And they call themselves Christians, trying to represent the kingdom of heaven?!?
Grover: Hey Sally, you going to come over to the student union to celebrate Ronald Reagan's Birthday with me?!? The college helped us with throwing our 16th Annual Birthday Bash!
Sally: I'm there dude!
Lonely Minority: (to himself) Funny...Martin Luther King Jr's Birthday and Black History month haven't even been mentioned or celebrated for the last 4 years...leave it up to the Grove City Cult
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A shithole town in Western Pennsylvania, full of uptight hypocrites and sluts. You might be wondering if it's as bad as the other definitions say it is. It's much worse. No one has any sense of humor. These are the kind of people that watch thie Simpsons not because it's funny, but because they think Flanders makes "a lot of sense." Avoid Grove City at all costs.
Dude 1: "I'm thinking of moving to Grove City"
Dude 2: "...we're not hanging out anymore"
OR
Dude 1: "I'm from Grove City"
Dude 2: "Get out of my house. Now."
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a place next to san diego where all the fresh people live. also, free lemons everyday.
Evan : you live in lemon grove ?
Richard : yup
Evan : I envy you.
( Richard then finds a truck muffin in his car.)
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one of the worst hoods in chicago, known for its gang violence and drug addicticts, has the highest murder rate due to gang violence in illinois
if somebody's from morton grove, you better becareful what you say around him because he might pop you.
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A slang term for gential hair. The term Bamboo Grove is typically used for bushy and dense hair thats very noticable.
Guy 1: "Oh man. Check out that girl in the g-string bikini!"
Guy 2: "Dude, don't get too attached. Can't you see that huge Bamboo Grove?"
Guy 1: "Sweet jesus. Someone buy that bitch a razor!"
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Downers Grove is a western suburb in Dupage County, Chicago Illinois, were fairly wealthy kids live. It is split up in to the North Side (anything before 55th street, and between Lisle, Oak Brook, and Westmont) and the South Side (and anything after 55th and between "Hoodridge" and Darien) The North Side of town is the richer part of Downers Grove were all of our big taxes help pay for welfare on the South Side. Downers Grove North is Home of the Trojan, an amazing football team (that bitches are just jealous of because we are better) (coached by: Coach Wander) that won state in 2004 and many more play-offs, the badmitton team that won state god knows how many times, and many other amazing sport team/clubs. North is a great school that has one of the top scores in Illinois. Downers Grove South consits of the Mustangs (remeber to "hit it hard") and kids that don't even live in Downers Grove. DGS started in 1964 when Downers Grove High School kicked out the poor kids because their was not enough room for them. Downers Grove South has won state in a couple of sports. DGN and DGS are bitter cross town rivals. Downers Grove North is clearly better in every category and Downers Grove South shouldn't be too jealous, because there are reason why DGN is better.. too many.
Downers Grove is siiiiiick.
Downers Grove South are just jealous bitches because North is better but should be thankful that the North Side gives Downers Grove is popularity.
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