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The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.
Color guard is the best section.
A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.
"Did you hear about that Blue Guard, they are really sketchy"
A technique in the Monster Hunter series; where while using the charge blade you take advantage of the weapons' ability to block after or during certain attacks to deal a small amount of damage and go straight into a 'super' or 'ultra' burst.
"Man you see that Guard-Point it got on that Diabolos, I broke both of it's horns!"
Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.
The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.
Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.
"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
Just as a dog guards and protects his or her owner, the idea of this is that a person who initially feels obligated to protect someone that matters very much to them that could potentially be a relative, close friend, or partner.
" did you see when Eric hit Rey last week? Rey's friend was with him and attacked Eric like he was Rey's Guard Dog!"
Lycra tight fitting surf shirt that protects surfer's stomachs, backs and upper body from rash that comes from rubbing up against surfboards.
"Dude i'm so glad i wore my rashguard! Did you see that crazy ass Kevin's bleeding raw stomach?! He should have worn a rashguard."
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