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Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022


guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020


Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin

No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024


Overseers guardian

A fucking op weapon in fallout 4 that does double damage and is bought from vault 81

Holy shit I just 1 shit a mirelurk king with the overseers guardian

by Sans from fallout 4 February 21, 2023


guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off

dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker

by guardian sucker October 25, 2020


Guardian Lions

A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female

Look at that guy! he looks like a guardian lions!

by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017


ReBoot: The Guardian Code

Released in 2018. It’s an absolute shitty reboot of one of the best Canadian cartoons ever made: ReBoot. They took the show and turned it into an animated Live-Action teen drama hybrid, which pissed off a lot of fans of the original cartoon, since they were waiting YEARS and YEARS for the show to make a grand return. The story is bland, unoriginal and doesn’t follow the source material. The characters are also walking one-dimensional faggots, the animation looks inferior compared to OG ReBoot and looks like something you would see in a PS1 title, it doesn’t have enough pop-culture or video game references, and then they borrowed stuff from Tron: Legacy, Code Lyoko and Power Rangers. POWER RANGERS AND CODE LYOKO OF ALL THINGS. What a gigantic clusterfuck, this is how to NOT make a proper return of a beloved CGI-Animated cartoon. It is worse than Dragon Ball Evolution. But hey, Megabyte’s redesign looks alright.

Person: Hey have you seen ReBoot: The Guardian Code yet?

Me: Yeah, it was an absolute shitstorm. The old show is better.

Person: Yeah, I totally agree! The characters and story were uninspiring to say the least.

by NepgearAfficionado July 18, 2022