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The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings
The overwhelming aversion to throwing away cans or plastic when there is not a recycling bin nearby.
I finished the bottled water I had but, my green guilt had me carrying it around all day.
When a guy can't get all the way hard because he subconsciously feels guilty because he shouldn't be doing it (Example- The girl is too drunk , has feelings for him when he doesn't, Or is in a relationship)
I promised her it would be worth it but once I got there I just had that guilt dick .
When one flosses their teeth right before a dentist appointment so that when asked if they floss they can answer yes.
John, in hopes of making up for months of ignoring the hygiene of his teeth, did a quick quilt guilt floss before driving to the dentist.
When you wake up after a night of drinking and feel guilty about your behavior the night before.
"Yo, I went out last night and slapped a midget. I got serious drinkers guilt!"
A Scottish phrase to describe the feeling oneself may experience when getting ‘onnit’ without making any effort with their appearance whatsoever. This implies that getting ‘pished’ is not a special occasion, but in fact an everyday pastime, like it would be for a junkie.
Abigail - “Alright gal, want to get onnit?”
Jennifer - “Nah chick, am wearing joggies n av no got ma face on, al get junkie guilt.”
That horrible feeling of shame and regret that descends upon a person, often who has Snooze Syndrome, when they finally get out of bed following repeated snoozing (usually more than four snoozes). The guilt is typically amplified because it is coming immediately after the wonderful feeling of euphoria from the snoozing itself.
John: Why are you so down?
Jane: I was in bed on my 12th snooze and feeling so nice and snuggly. Then I finally got up and now I am in a bad mood.
John: Sound like you have a bad case of snooze guilt.
Jane: Piss off.