guy

A word that can take the place of any part of a sentence and make perfectly good sense. Normally used by bros and guys, but not for guys.

I went to the guy today and guy told me I got guy from guying that guy the other night.

A horse put his guy in a guy.

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THAT guy

The guy who is by all apperances charming. He says the right things, flatters you, and seems to want to be your friend but you have the suspicion he's only trying to get in your pants. He probably treats a dozen other girls the same way. He'll stop chasing you the second you stop playing hard to get and move on to his next target. He tries to make good girls go bad.

I don't want to be involved with that guy, but it's still tempting...

I know your type, you're dangerous. Yea you're that guy I'd be stupid to trust...
-Song: Good Girls Go Bad

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that guy

One who does something stupid, annoying, or pointless.

One who asks questions they know the answer to simply to try and feel less stupid.

Anyone who fucks up.

*proffessor writes 5+5=10*
Prof: See, the result is 5.
That Guy: duh.. don't you mean the result is 10??
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up dumbass, stop being that guy.

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The guy

He's the guy every girl dreams to have fun, intelligent and most importantly kind. He will have your back regardless of other people.one in a million doesn't get better than the guy. He will come into your life fix all the problems like you never had a broken heart.

He is the guy !

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Guy Around Guy

Not quite exactly, guy in guy, or guy on guy. It's more like guy with guy or guy with guys. Semi-naked to naked men hanging around brushing up against each other and checking each other out.

Hey dude, remember that night of guy around guy'ing? THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!

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That Guy

(N.)(that-guy)The guy who drives at night with those blue lights on his car AND his high beams on, but ONLY uses them when it's a perfectly clear night, and he shines them right into your bedroom just to wake you up before work. He does this multiple times a night just to make sure you don't go back to sleep.
He also drives behind people to make sure they can't see SHIT.

Boss: "Johnson, why are you late?!"
Johnson: "Yeah, you see, it was That Guy again...."
Boss: "Oh, don't sweat it then. That Guy's an asshole."

or

Guy 1 "Oh my fucking God, it's that guy again!"
Guy 2 "The black one? With the funny moustache?"
Guy 1 "No....."
Guy 2 "You mean the one with........ OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LIGHT?!"
Guy 1 " DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!"
Guy 2 " OH MY GOD, I CAN'T SEE, HOLY SHIT, I THINK WE'RE GONNA CRASH"

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GUI

The noise you make when something enters your asshole

Bill: GUI, GUI, GUI, yea, shove that loaf of bread in my asshole more Steve
Steve: Ok Bill. Your turn.
Bill: alrighty:
Steve: GUI GUI GU- OUCH! That really hurt bill

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