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Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.

Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

by TheSonOfYourMother69 January 15, 2010

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Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 26, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cum guzzling dumpster slut

The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.

She cannot sell shit, shes a complete cum guzzling dumpster slut

by GeoMunkee March 30, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock guzzling thunder cunt

A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.

RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that

by hvyrokr11 January 28, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum guzzling thunder cunt

A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.

"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"

"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"

"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"

by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 3, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum guzzling seman demon

A woman who swallows too much semen

Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon

by Jd_izagod February 12, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner

Someone who sucks your dick so well that you couldn't possibly cum anymore and then proceeds to swallow it or guzzle it down like a glass of water.

Wow that girl was a cum guzzling mushroom tip cleaner, she got me off so good that I couldn't even think about getting head for another month.

Also what that guy Ty is (sorry if your name is Ty, but I made this name up just for him because he tea bagged me and it also is just his first name so I don't break the rules).

by Master Nudist January 21, 2008

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