gym monkey

A person who spends all there time in the gym rather than going out.

What a gym monkey.

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Gym class

A class in school that you will be forced to take at some point in your life, in which you will be asked to do some of the most physically challenging and humiliating tasks of your life

Gym class sucks

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Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..

gym strong

When someone is strong according to weight lifting standards, but when placed into a situation where strength is needed for more than three seconds, said person does not have the strength/stamina to overcome the obstacle.

When a stout individual who lifts weights tries to loosen a rust locked lug nut on a tire..... "come on, gym strong, it's not heavy.

Gym Meet

An NDP tradition that’s almost a century old (and also copied by every other private girls school in MD in some way) where the four classes compete against each other for the coveted silver cup and march, song, aerobics, and dance plaques. Seniors typically win because of experience unless your grade is unbelievably good (1985 and 2019 won as juniors). Nobody does school work or talks about anything else for the whole first week of March and it causes MAJOR drama (but let’s be honest, the petty girls are just mad they suck)

ndp girl: WHEN are you getting a spray tan for gym meet???

ndp girl #2: I wanted to go before mini meet but I know Aruba will be packed

Gym Therapy

The act of calming down by going to the gym and getting huge.

Ben: I wanna do some backflips, I wanna go ran a marathon.

Chris: You need some gym therapy.

Gym teacher

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.

Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv