I had one but it died

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.

Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.

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Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

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I Just Had Sex

A single by the lonely island featuring Akon describing their ever recent.....SEX!!!

Dad "son what where you doing last night?"
Son " I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FEEELT SO GOOD!!

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Best I ever Had

That one person that makes you feel like nobody else does. Your happier with them and they make life better. You love everything abou them. They are all around better than any of the other boyfriens/girlfriends that you'v ever had!!

R: Baby nobody makes me feel like you do

B: aww your so sweet!

R: Fareal babe you my best I ever had

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booty had me like

when that booty has you like: DAMN!

*hott chick walks by*
guy 1: damn booty had me like…
LAWWWDDD

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schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.

Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

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Good times had by all

A phrase used to express the good times had by a group of people. Only applicable when the situation involved 4 or more people. Otherwise the more common phrase "good times" is more appropriate.

Dude 1: Hey dude, remember when the six of us got on that golf cart and we did a wheelie in front of Inn-N-Out Burger?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, that was hilarious. Good times had by all!

Dude 1: Hell yeah!

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