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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!
Trouble: You're a nerd.
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When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......
Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.
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rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
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a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.
She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.
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When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”
A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.
Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.
A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."