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Psychoclarinet: I love Hamster House!
Trouble: You're a nerd.
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When you're having anal sex with your' girl without a condom, and when your done you go to pee and out comes little nuggets of shit that have been packing into you're urethra and come out looken like Hamster Nuggets......
Dude I banged my girl in the ass so hard last night, when i woke up I pissed out like three Hamster Nuggets.
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rolls of back flab caused by wearing a too tight bra
"Get a bigger bra darling, you look like you've got a pair of hamster pouches on your on your back, you know, back hamsters!"
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a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.
She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.
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When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.
hamster chubs
A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.
Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.
It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!