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Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube
My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.
Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.
You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!
The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.
She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.
n. a true fuck-up in the execution of something that should be exceedingly simple resulting in something less than expected
-I hear Survivor is being made into a movie, finally.
-Yeah, but Palahniuk is having nothing to do with it.
-Oh, that's a bad handjob waiting to happen.