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while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other's confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i'm just a horrible writer. i'll never get published.
b: don't be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can't say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn't looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren't you that guy that likes 'survivor'?
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Getting a handjob with icy hot as lube
My dick is still burning from that jalapeno handjob last night.
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Usually when the girl is tired or lazy and doesn't want to give you a real handjob, instead she takes off her shoes, or socks, lays on the floor, puts her feet together, side-by-side, and you put your penis in the arches of her feet.
I asked my wife for a handjob the other day, but she said she was tired, and took off her shoes and said she'd gratefully give me a California Handjob
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rubbing a guys penis through his pants, usually resulting in ejaculation (creaming his jeans)
Molly gave me a covered handjob until I creamed my jeans
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A handjob that is given overhanded so that the thumb is closest to the balls. It reminds one of being Amish and working a butterchurner.
You know, Clause if you ever get bored of giving yourself the Stranger you could give yourself an Amish Handjob!
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The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
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Similar to Netflix and chill, but disappointing.
She invited me over for Netflix and chill, but it turned out to be a Hulu and handjob.
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