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When a girl gives you a handjob for the first time and she is nervous, so her hand is sweaty.
Becky gave me the grossest sweaty handshake last night.
1. To perform anal sex on someone or something.
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Stories of aliens and their fondness for abducting victims to perform anal probes.
I heard Bob took that drunk girl home last night and gave her the old Alien Handshake.
The act of giving an expertly applied oral sex act. Professional in nature and all business.
Jane and I didn’t go all the way last night, but she did give me a stellar dental handshake.
Sexual touching while in a park setting. Usually involves the male giving it to the female.
Me and my girl were really into each other. We spent the day at the mall and then went to the park. It was then she received the whiteoaks handshake.
A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
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A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.
Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.
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Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.
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