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To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.
My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!
A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.
Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.
Short for Handicapped Hoe.
Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.
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An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.
"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."
"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."
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adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.
Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.
Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.
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Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.
"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?
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When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.
“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”
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A more politically correct term or the handicapped
Hey look at that retarded guy... I don't think he can walk
Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then
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