Harvard of the South

University of Virginia is the Harvard of the South. It's what they call it; don't ask me

Harvard Alumni: Where did you attend University?
UVA Alumni: Harvard..
Harvard Alumni: Me too!
UVA Alumni: ..Of the South.
Harvard: UVA? Harvard of the South! Get in here!

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

Harvard professors

Notorious for ducking people. Biggest cowards on the planet. Right Michael?

Hym "Yeah, those harvard professors be ducking the shit out of people, don't they? But you know I would destroy you, right Mike? I'd be easy too. Easier than becoming the greatest writer of all time. Which was easy for me. But only because I'm a genius."

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

Harvard Style

Using another mans thighs as a masturbatory aide.

Jack covered his genitals in lubricant and began to go Harvard Style on John.