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1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
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A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones
West hatch high school is incredibly jarring
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You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
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Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
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When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants
Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?
Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot