An insult or inside joke used to describe Valve's Team Fortress 2 (a First Person Shooter PC game that is free to play) because of it's abundance of cosmetics (hats specifically).
Person 1"Check out my awesome hat!"
Person 2"Mine is way better! It is unusual and costs fifty keys!"
Person 3"This is why this game is dubbed Hat Simulator"
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for someone who cheat-on by their couple.
she gave him a green hat, he is now sad and mad!
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Two emo gay guys fucking with a hamster and a hat.
"Don't read the hat fic"
"Let's recreate the hat fic Dan."
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Flat-billed hat with no curve to the bill. Trendy amongst urban youth and extreme sports crowd from circa 2006-? Although trendy, it makes the wearer appear mildly to severely retarded.
Joe's ducky hat was a pink New York Yankee hat, with a flat bill. It made him look "special."
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Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.
βMy boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friendsβ