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A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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Look, whole lotta people need to hear this (Facts)
It's a lotta names on my hit list (Bap bap)
Mouth still say what it wants to (Woo)
Pussy still wet like a big bitch (Facts, facts)
I should run a whole blog at this rate (Phew)
They using my name for clickbait (Clickbait)
Bitches even wanna start fake beef (Fake beef)
To sell their little weave in the mixtape
They know I'm the bomb, they ticking me off
Saying anything to get a response
I know that mean they traffic is low
Somebody just gotta practice to launch
So fuck being tame, I'd rather be wild
Bitches is Brandy, they wanna be down
Soon as these bitches got something to sell
They say my name, say my name, Destiny Child
Everybody wanna be lit, everybody wanna be rich
Everybody wanna be this, if I was you, I'd hate me bitch
Read my rhymes, nigga, suck my dick
All of that talk and I'm calling it out
Public opinions from private accounts
You not a check, then you gotta bounce
I got the drip, come get an ounce
They do anything for clout (Clout)
They do anything for clout (Whoo)
Bitches is mad, bitches is trash (Errr)
Oscar the Grouch (Grouch)
Seeing me win, they gotta hurt
Ooh, ooh, ouch
Said when they see me, what they gon' do?
Bitch, not from the couch, bah
"A hoe never gets cold, you have yeed your last haw"
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A smart-ish person who kinda likes cowboys
A: That Mr. YEE-HAW is kinda cool
B: A Mr. YEE-HAW is kinda dumb
When someone keeps making excuses not to do something that needs to be done. He hawing not making a decision.
The husband kept he hawing around fixing the fence , saying the prices of wood is too high or he forgot the cement and didn’t have time to get back to the store before it closed
Hehawing around is basically putting off doing something always coming up with an excuse of why it can’t be done now
A woman kept asking her husband to fix a fence. He kept he hawing around saying wood was too expensive or he forgot cement and nails, and it would have to wait because he didn’t have time to get to the store
When one gets a blow job by a sister, cousin, or mother.
Man 1: Hey man, did ya hear what happened to Jon?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a Yee Haw by his sister.
Man 2: About time! My cousin gives a great Yee Haw.
Used by cow bois to express extreme joy!
this girl is the yee to my haw
yee haw brother