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Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".
Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.
A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.
"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"
literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out
literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
Did you see hedges today knocking that bloke out
A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.
The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.
A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.
B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"
To trim someones pubic hairs while performing fellatio. In Paris you can get a Topiary Hedge.
He was clean, tidy and satisfied after the Hedge was trimmed.