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Hermit

A member of the Hermitcraft SMP, a well known Minecraft vanilla survival server.

My favorite hermit is Mumbo Jumbo.

by Mattjod July 30, 2021


Hermit

A hermit is a person who is socially awkward or spends most of his/her time alone. Hermits prefer the company’s of themselves

My father is a hermit. He lives in the basement.

by Chickennuggetsalad October 6, 2019


Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by Eddie the Head May 4, 2021


Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.

Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.

by RealBananas January 18, 2019


Hermit

A woman called honey

That girl is a hermit

by ShyMonkey February 24, 2023


Hermit

A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.

Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!

by TheP071 February 9, 2018


Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020