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Richard i love you more than ever, in the history of everness
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The class hosted by a wonderful teacher, and enjoyed by many students. This is the class that brings school to an end, leaving everyone with a sweet taste afterwards.
How to use in a sentence: P5 History is the best class NO CAP THIS DRIP LITTY ON A STACK , FAX ON GOD NO CHILL NO FLOOD NO CAP FRFR ON A STACK KEEP IT A BUCK FI'TY bro
A soul-sucking and pointless course you are forced to take your junior year at Mount de Sales. Taught by an insane Filipino lady, it is designed to make your brain implode before the final exam. Everyone sleeps in the class and no one learns a single thing because the teacher just goes off on monologues for an hour and a half and no one can understand her accent. Then comes the final exam and you're expected to know everything that happened from Jesus' crucifixion to the Diet of Worms. Whatever the fuck that is.
Mom: So what'd you learn in church history today?
Me: Oh, I learned about all the different heresies, protestantism, etc. We've also had about 54385798327549 bad popes.
Sue: Church history is the biggest waste of life.
Me: I do my precalc homework in that class.
Me: So... this Church history exam....
Ellen: Fuck that shit.
A sexual act that requires great finesse and patriotism. It is between a man and a woman, starting with foreplay, representing the founding of Jamestown. This will lead to the arrival of Pilgrims who celebrate the first Thanksgiving, symbolized through the man feasting on the woman's vagina. The man will then "cross the Delaware" by switching from her vagina to her anus, representing the War for Independence. Next is the signing of the Declaration of Independence, signed by John Handcock and fifty-five others. The woman will give the man a hand job, or a blowjob depending on preference. Next the settlement of the West, bringing cowboys and gold mining to America. This is symbolized through the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position. After this would be the Civil War, in which the couple will engage in doggy style, vaginal for the North and anal for the South. Next is the the Prohibition Act, which is represented by the couple drinking a variety of alcohol, potentially from the oral, naval, or anal cavities. Following would be the baby boom, post-WWII, represented by the most popular sex position, missionary. This leads to America putting the first man on the moon in 1969, which will require the couple to engage in the sixty-nine position. This will end with the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, leaving America as the only superpower in the world, symbolized by the man ejaculating onto the woman's face - a sign of dominance.
America's History - Patriotism even in the bedroom.
Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.
I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.
a history fair is an unimaginative assignment given by a history teacher craving the recognition of his or her science teaching peers
history teachers got jealous of science teachers legitamacy and decided it needed its own history fair
What politicians do to make the other politicians look bad. It’s not lying to get money and power if you can get the people on your side.
All your life you have been taught (x) but it that’s not right. In reality (y) is true and the people (my political opponents) who say so don’t know real history. NO I AM NOT REWRITING HISTORY THEY WERE THE ONES TO REWRITE IF FIRST WAAAAAAAAAAA!