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Hey! Who is that kid holding Cove’s hand?
I think their name is Ben! They’re Cove Holden’s boyfriend!
A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.
Have you read what Graham said about Iran? Dude is literally Holden Bloodfeast
(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
Hottest dude in the room and is a awesome boyfriend may have long hair and is 5 "8 or 5 "9 and will always treat you right so you should date this man he's good at football and mine craft and is cracked at fortnite my guy uuuuuuuuuh will love you and is very VERY good looking and skinny and in excellent physical health
be a Matthew Holden broooooda
Become mentally and physical handicapped from a small or minor accident
Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.
I wish I had a bigger dick but I'm just holden hull