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Jenna Holmes

Jenna has a big cock and pleases all women sexually

you see them over there, that's Jenna Holmes

by spencershorts August 21, 2020


Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid

Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed

by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019


e-holmes

Guy with a big dick and is hot and is beautiful and he can make u feel special even when you aren't. He's the class clown and funny as shit ladies you want this guy

Dude did u see E-Holmes. That guy looks lit af!!

by E-Holmes September 24, 2017


Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023


Jenny Holmes

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.

Omg she is SUCH a Jenny Holmes!

by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019


Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.

Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”

by RxGC June 15, 2023


Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.

Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.

by Daddy Michael Scot January 23, 2020